Regina: Jason, you do not come to a party at my house with Gretchen and then scam on some poor, innocent girl right in front of us three days later. This apparently continues until they run out of Guards. EABF22 Homer, however, ruins the holiday by crashing his rental British Mini Cooper into the Royal Carriage with the Queen inside. Rodgers + Hammerstein's Cinderella (Broadway Version). Had my heart been inside at the time, it could've been fatal. This estimator is only for non-equity/amateur productions. You won't hurt my feelings. With an impressive body of work that encompasses film, television, theatre and writing, Regina Taylor is best known to television audiences as Lilly Harper in the series I'll Fly Away and as Molly Blane in CBS's hit drama The Unit. Important: Below we’ve sourced some great monologues from TV from series such as Game of Thrones, After Life and The Bold Type. Marge is astonished that Homer is behaving himself. Concord Theatricals There is a stigma around auditioning using a movie monologue, and so often it isn’t done. Special Guest Voices "The Regina Monologues" is (as of 2012) the last regular episode written by longtime Simpsons writer John Swartzwelder (though Swartzwelder was credited for contributing to the script to The Simpsons Movie). A narrative monologue usually entails a character telling a story, often in past tense. [4] David Beckham was originally sought to guest star in the episode, but later deemed too unknown in the U.S., and thus not approached. Doesn’t matter how many times you say it, it never sounds like a word you want to say. Three Catherines, two Annes and a Jane. Equity/professional customers should contact the Licensing department directly at [email protected] to inquire about a title's availability. [5] The plot of Homer hitting the Queen's carriage was recycled from a spec script Jean and Reiss wrote for The Golden Girls in which Dorothy Zbornak hit Mother Theresa with her car. So you can go shave your back now. Sit down. It’s so embarrassing, I don’t even… whatever. The Structure of Monologues Scripts and rental materials are not included in this estimate. Production Code Regina King Monologue. Scripts and rental materials are not included in this estimate. "The Regina Monologues" is (as of 2016) the last regular episode written by longtime Simpsons writer John Swartzwelder (though Swartzwelder was credited for contributing to the script to The Simpsons … Directed by Mark Kirkland. which he believes is short for "Henrietta R. Hippo". Bart: it's a perfect match! Do you wanna have sex with him? Character: Regina George is smart and will do everything she can to manipulate someone to get what she wants. Admired, vilified, de-humanised. These monologues often use such a story as an analogy to the actual conflict and situation within the script’s events, or as a way to explain how a character came to be the way they are or will be. More: Monologues from Movies More: Monologues for Actors. Voila! Just as they are about to leave, Edwina shows up and meets Grampa. On the death of Victoria Wood, I picked up a pen and began to write more for Kitty and what would be Kitty monologue 6 (if Victoria Wood would approve and allow Kitty to carry on employment). We generally encourage actors to use theatre monologues for auditions, but there have been some mighty fine monologues from the big screen over the years that are definitely worth a look. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Past. [6], IGN.com named the episode the best of the fifteenth season, saying that "It may not be the best episode ever, but hell if it isn't a lot of fun", as well as calling it "extremely funny" and a "high point for the past few seasons."[2]. [6] This is the final episode written by longtime Simpsons writer John Swartzwelder. MEAN GIRLS, THE MUSICAL by Tina Fey. 6th Floor Written By Regina breaks through the glass coffin and finds a pouch containing what looks like a small brown diamond, but it is really the trigger capable of ending Storybrooke.) (SCOFFS) Without that bill, this ain't a museum. If your review contains spoilers, please check the Spoiler box. Female Monologues from TV Shows Orange is the New Black Nicky: (20’s/30’s) Jason: Bitch. Please try again later. Book Now < > Hag, Witch, Angel, Ugly, Whore, Nurse: Queens. It’s so embarrassing. He is put on trial and eventually jailed. Tony Blair recorded his part for the episode in April 2003; It took eight months of negotiations to convince him to be in the cast, and to use himself as a voice. The cost and license availability quoted are estimates only and may differ when you apply for a license. MEAN GIRLS THE MUSICAL – As Regina recovers in the hospital, she tries to tell Cady why she was so mean. Take a look below at how you can enhance your show! Bye, Jason. The plight of those sixteenth century women is personal, poignant and still relevant five hundred years on. For that, he must push a brick in the fireplace, which he manages on his second attempt (his first attempt failing as he forgot to put out the fire ). Three Catherines, two Annes and a Jane. Marge is depressed and wishes she could go to a vacation where neither the entire family goes to jail nor do they go condo crazy. The episode was directed by Mark Kirkland. REGINA: I’m going to forgive you. Regina She’s so pathetic. 1-2 Min. After driving in circles for hours, Homer decides to break out of it, plows straight through the gates of Buckingham Palace and slams into Queen Elizabeth II's horse-drawn carriage. She’s so pathetic. If someone finds a source that states that it was billed as episode 300, then feel free to add it back with … Mark Kirkland[2]. This is only an estimate. The plot of Homer hitting the Queen's carriage was recycled from a spec script that previous Simpsons showrunning team Al Jean and Mike Reiss had pitched to The Golden Girls. Hmm, I wonder why. Soon, there is a long line of people outside the Simpsons' house, all claiming the bill. Would you like to write a review? Your score has been saved for The Regina Monologues. The Evil Queen is startled when she awakens to Snow White dabbing her forehead with a warm towel. The cost and license availability quoted are estimates only and may differ when you apply for a license. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. In this, the last episode written by Golden Age Simpsons writer, John Swartzwelder, the Simpsons are going to England after Bart raises money from his treehouse museum, where Homer personally meets the Queen...by running her down with his car. There were five Kitty monologues. Meanwhile, Grandpa attempts to search for his English love interest. "The Regina Monologues" is (as of 2016) the last regular episode written by longtime Simpsons writer John Swartzwelder (though Swartzwelder was credited for contributing to the script to The Simpsons Movie). The family travels to London and are greeted by then-Prime Minister Tony Blair (whom Homer confuses with Mr. Bean). Because I’m on a lot of pain medication right now. The Vagina Monologues transcript is here for all you fans of the Eve Ensler play. The Regina Monologues ” Ian Lueck says: August 27, 2012 at 1:50 am ... Swartzwelder’s scripts from about season 6 (roughly when he stopped attending the writing sessions) through season 9 were all quite funny and well-plotted, but suddenly there was a big drop-off in quality after that. Episode Number Goldman, Eric; Dan Iverson, Brian Zoromski (2006-09-08). The back wall is a Play-Doh Fun Factory press that creates clay figures of the Simpsons. Fees and availability are subject to change during the application process. Honest. She introduces them to Abbey, her 58-year-old daughter, who looks and sounds like Homer in drag. Six women with one thing in common – marriage to a man called Henry - have passed into historical legend. Near the fireplace in his cell, he prays to "the God of England" and displays the frequent mistaken American impression that British people prefer to use the metric system. Unaware of whom he has just knocked down, he tries to brush the incident under the carpet, but the Scots Guardsmen start beating him with cudgels. Snow White's makeshift tent in the woods. It was the first episode in which the entire family went to England, and the first time a sitting head of a government provided his/her own voice as a guest star. (She even states in one of her monologues that she shared a dressing room, with the late night vicar). So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend, Kyle, who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana. "The Regina Monologues" is the fourth episode of Season 15 (originally going to be the last episode of the fourteenth season in production order). Meanwhile, Grandpa attempts to search for his English love interest. The back wall is a Play-Doh Fun Factory press that creates clay figures of the Simpsons. Show Runner Unfortunately, he also refers to the bewigged Judge as a "grandmother", causing the incensed jurist to remove his powdered wig and point out that he is, in fact, a man. Just answer a few questions. February 13, 2021, 8:35 PM. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. It sounds like an infection at best, maybe a medical instrument: “Hurry nurse, bring me the vagina.” “Vagina.” “Vagina.”. The Regina Monologues is a sharp, funny, well written short play which puts the six wives of Henry VIII into a modern context and imagines how the lives they lived might unfold now. Prime minister Tony Blair welcomes the Simpsons to England where they run into author J.K. Rowling and actor Ian McKellen. With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. Start planning your production with a cost estimate you can save and share with your team. survived…”,  “Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived…”. He calls the Queen an impostor, since her luggage is inscribed "H.R.H." Review this Episode. Please do not use ALL CAPS. Of course, it couldn’t happen these days... Six modern women have also married one man.  Their lives are both separate and intertwined as they tell their stories from a room in which they have all once lived. An updraft carries it away to the Simpsons' house, where Bart and Milhouse are playing a vicious video game (Hockey Dad). Swing on back to Drew's Script-O-Rama afterwards for more free scripts! Finally, he is allowed to leave England as long as the Simpsons take Madonna (who had been spending far too much time in England and speaking with a faux-English accent) back to the U.S., which they do inside their luggage. Regina: Wait. Young man, I believe you have something that belongs to me. SCENE: The Enchanted Forest. ... She also co-wrote the script for the latest James Bond film, “No Time to Die,” which is due out in October (COVID-19 pending). Bart wonders what to do with the bill, but Marge tells him and Homer to put up fliers so whoever lost it can reclaim it. Because I’m on a lot of pain medication right now. She then reminds Bart that Marge has never had an enjoyable vacation. We were best friends in middle school. 250 W. 57th Street Billy H 20:08, 11 March 2006 (UTC) I've removed it. It guest starred Jane Leeves as Edwina; and Tony Blair, Evan Marriott, Sir Ian McKellen and J.K. Rowling as themselves.[1][3]. “Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived…” Admired, vilified, de-humanised. Cady: No, thank you. REGINA: I’m going to forgive you. Tony Blair, J.K. Rowling, Evan Mariott, and Ian McKellen as themselves, Jane Leeves as Edwina If you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line. Another two monologues from the popular movie: one from the queen bee of the "in crowd" (the Plastics) Regina George (Rachel McAdams) and one from her friend-turned-outcast-turned-undoer Janis Ian (Lizzy Caplan). 317 They rent a Mini Cooper and start to drive around London. (as if this is shocking) I was best friends with her in middle school.I know, right? WOMAN 1 Let’s just start with the word “vagina.”. Homer pleads with the monarch to find it in her "jewel encrusted heart" to forgive him. This tool is unavailable at the moment. Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious, Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays, https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/The_Regina_Monologues?oldid=903952. John Swartzelder[2] Prove it, Bony Curtis. Monologues not from scripts--appropriate for theatre one Amanda Amy's View Annie Arcata Promise Barbara Betty Brianne Cindy Darlene Doll's Life Ellen Felicia Jill Kate Love is a Place Marcie Mary Rose Sharon Shirley Sophistry The Audition Unwedded Victoria Strange Snow Draw the Line Going to extremes Gossip It's not you Kill our love life Oscars Best Picture Winners Best Picture Winners Golden Globes Emmys STARmeter Awards San Diego Comic-Con New York Comic-Con Sundance Film Festival Toronto Int'l Film Festival Awards Central Festival Central All Events Homer is put on trial for causing harm to the Queen as well as wrecking her carriage. She's not interested. WRITE A REVIEW NO, THANK YOU. The script states that “Regina is a READ MORE - PRO MEMBERS ONLY Join the StageAgent community to read our character analysis for Regina Giddens … “Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, Summary: As Regina recovers in the hospital, she tries to tell Cady why she was so mean. New York, NY 10107-0102. It flies straight into Milhouse's hair and Bart removes it and keeps it, claiming that it was a ladybug. You'll have to sign in before you share your experience. All six wives are present onstage, taking turns to talk to the audience about their relationship with Henry. In that script, Dorothy Zbornak was injured after a collision with Mother Teresa's car. His family call him from outside and Lisa tells him that he can use a secret tunnel that Sir Walter Raleigh built. When Bart finds $1000, Lisa is able to convince him to take the family on a vacation to England instead of spending it on himself. Bart and Lisa go on a "sugar trip" after discovering the joys of British chocolate. Lisa says that they have managed to collect $3000 from the museum. November 23, 2003[1] The Regina Monologues by Rebecca Russell and Jenny Wafer - directed The Company: About. See more ideas about monologues, wives of henry viii, henry viii. Homer, however, ruins the holiday by crashing his rental British Mini Cooper into the Royal Carriage with the Queen inside. The episode was directed by Mark Kirkland. Abe cannot bear the thought of having another Homer in his life, so he bolts. Six women with one thing in common – marriage to a man called Henry - have passed into historical legend. You know I … The museum is a resounding success, however, when Mr. Burns comes in and sees the bill, he claims it as his. Regina Taylor. Homer mentions that her being disappointed is punishment enough, and pleads to the judge for sympathy. Their experiences – miscarriage, love affairs, betrayal, and a shared loathing of all things ginger – are portrayed with humour, pathos and a great deal of wine. [1] The episode was directed by Mark Kirkland. To order copies of the beautiful, bound acting edition of the script of “The Vagina Monologues” (the original – slightly different from the V-Day version of the script) for memento purposes, to sell at your event, or for use in theatre or other classes or workshops, please contact: Customer Service DRAMATISTS PLAY SERVICE, INC. Six women with one thing in common – marriage to a man called Henry - have passed into historical legend. When the errant bill struck my chest, it left a distinctive bruise. Yoink! However, Homer seems to think that Abbey is quite attractive. No one can describe it correctly and Lisa suggests that they spend the money on Marge, who wants a vacation, but decides against it because Homer always manages to ruin vacations. Biography. Then comes the Changing of the Guard, and the new Scots Guardsmen continue to beat him mercilessly. These are some incredible film monologues to sink your teeth into! The Queen then whistles for her guards and they rush in. I know right? Directed By Al Jean Bart is forced to give it back and close his museum, as now that there is no $1000 bill, no one is interested in the museum. Homer is then taken away to the Tower of London to await execution, where it is planned for his head to be stuck on a pike, as had been done in the 16th century. Couch Gag When asked for proof of ownership, he shows Bart the bills indentation on his chest (when the bill was ejected from the ATM, it hit Burns in the chest, knocking him backwards before it was swept off). Mr. Burns withdraws a $1000 bill from an ATM, but he drops it because it is too heavy for him to carry. Have a look at which ones resonate with you and get to work putting down that self tape! Bart feels upset, looks at Marge and decides to go on a vacation. "The Regina Monologues" is the last episode written by longtime Simpsons writer John Swartzwelder (though Swartzwelder was credited for contributing to the script to The Simpsons Movie). There is no linking or other HTML allowed. It’s a totally ridiculous, completely unsexy word. The Regina Monologues was certainly promoted a lot, but I don't remember anyone saying it was the 300th. When Milhouse offers him 25 cents to see it again, he gets an idea and sets up a museum in his tree house, naming it "The Museum of Modern Bart". They start seeing the sights, while Grampa stays at the hotel, trying to contact Edwina. Original Airdate I don’t even – whatever. The entire dialogue script, all the quotes, the whole shebang. The family go on to meet J.K. Rowling (who becomes furious when Lisa asks what happens at the end of the Harry Potter series) and Sir Ian McKellen, who garners bad luck when the Simpsons insist on saying "Macbeth" and wishing him good luck, and not break a leg, before a performance, in ignorance of traditional theatrical lore. Unfortunately, they get stuck on a roundabout. However, the tunnel leads straight into the Queen's bedroom. Grampa suggests using the money to go to London, where he hopes to meet Edwina once more, a girl he met there during the war. Dec 21, 2014 - Explore Andrew Dark's board "Regina Monologues" on Pinterest. When Bart finds $1000, Lisa is able to convince him to take the family on a vacation to Englandinstead of spending it on himself. Memento: Nothing can be trusted. There is a 75 character minimum for reviews. Comedic Monologue ideal for Late Teens/ Early 20s Female Actors. "The Simpsons" The Regina Monologues (TV Episode 2003) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. REGINA: Why were you talking to Janis Ian? Regina: Good. With The Regina Monologues by Rebecca Russell and Jenny Wafer I was wonderfully entertained by the innovative way that the writers transplant the stories of the six wives of Henry VIII … The Regina Monologues He is put on trial and eventually jailed. So it's settled. The Simpsons S 15 E 4 The Regina Monologues. The next day, Bart displays the $1000 bill in school for his friends to see. Three Catherines, two Annes, and a Jane.